Glimpse 3: Complete Rubbish

It has taken me a looooong while to come up with more of these.  This is what I do with my time here when, in all reality, I should be working on my homework.  Who does homework?  School is for FOOLS!!!  So here we go!

•  I don't wear my glasses...I should.  I see the numbers 3,5,6,and 9 all as 8.  This does not bode well for me especially since I sit on the last row during church.  
• My feet are EXTREMELY ticklish.
• My parents knew I was up to no good so my dad called me to see if he could get me to confess about something (I told them I was going out of town with some friends when really I was intending to meet up with a guy)...I ended up confessing to something COMPLETELY different (getting a reckless driving ticket in his car).
• I don't read Shakespeare...he's kinda boring but I do love sonnet 116.  Every time I read it I have to do so in an English accent.
• I have laughed so hard I've peed my pants....on numerous occasions....and recently.
• "Ain't That A Kick in the Head" by Dean Martin will be on my wedding video.

• I wanted to be a Librarian at one point in my life...I kinda still do.
• I have to buy my shoes from a transvestite website...CURSE THESE FEET.
• I thought the movie "Harold and Maude" was hilarious.  The first time I watched it I giggled the whole time.

•  MMMMmmmm....Breakfast for dinner....(Homer Simpson drooling sound)
• My Uncle Kevin bought me my first Dean Martin CD.

• I have recently began working on illustration for my sister's children's book...."Under a bit of pressure" says I 
• I love the name Dash.  
• It has taken every ounce of self control that I have NOT to get a tattoo (or 5)...I've never been one to resist temptation...
• The Patriot is also one of my favorite movies.  It makes me cry every time.
• My favorite flowers are the Grand Prix Rose and the Black Bacarra Rose.

 

• One of my favorite places I've slept is in the back of a pick up in the middle of Wyoming during the Full Moon.
• I am so glad that some things have gone out of style but I'm still waiting for girls to stop wearing short, unbuttoned shorts with their swimming suits...just waiting...
• I went on a blind date and after dinner we went bowling so he could "Show Off'' (his words)...I schooled him, the sad thing is I didn't even break 90 and at one point during the game I told him "We're not playing gutter ball are we?"  Yeah...we didn't go out again.
• No wonder a lot of guys have great confidence, they grew up admiring G.I. Joe and all the super heroes, us girls are self conscious because we had Barbie and Skipper...screw you Barbie.
• When I was younger I could make the best cat sounds. I knew I was good when I slammed the cat's tail in the door and after it freaked out and screeched Stef yelled "MO! SHUT UP!!!" 
• My favorite saying is "Shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then a lot'll"
• Land O' Lakes whip cream is the best.
• I have 3 freckles on my knee that look like Orion's Belt.
• I am a Scorpio.
• When I was 14 I started to think I was adopted because I was starting to grow taller than all of my sisters and didn't look anything like them.  I started to get angry because no one would tell me the truth.  I eventually got over it.
• I love my ear lobes...They are good earring ear lobes.
• I love COPACABANA
• I have been pulled over 11 times, 9 of which were for speeding.  The result is 1 reckless driving ticket, 4 speeding tickets, suspended license, my dad almost being kicked off his insurance because I was on his policy, me voluntarily surrendering my license, and not driving on my mission for 18 months. BUT,  there were a lot of hot cops that I met.

•  I have 23 episodes of Family Guy on my iPod.

• I don't put a lot of stock in dream interpretation.  I have had so many dreams about flying, being rich , saving the world, owning sports cars and such...none have panned out.
• My favorite Muppet is Janice.
• I'm not even going to talk about my first kiss.
• I LOVE SHARPIES!
• I once won $431 during a potty break. BEST. POTTY BREAK. EVER!
• I'm afraid of heights...not paralyzingly afraid...just a bit scared

Well, hopefully this does it for a while.  I'm starting to run out of things to tell everyone.  I get home in 17 days. See you soon